Friday, May 28, 2010

Don't buy my competitor's swords

We're all in trouble now. Look what I can do. Straight from phone to blog. This is my real life in the flesh authoritative one moment finger. Look at it, damn you. Don't you dare speak to me until I'm good and ready, filthy scumbag waiting room urchin. If you try to open the window yourself--flick flick flick--I cut off your head and all your fingers with my two handed great sword.

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