100 posts: every one a gem

No wasted kb and mbs here. No, sir. When I'm sitting in my windowless cube, I look at this drawing taped up on my wall for inspiration to keep going and sometimes it's almost too much to bear. Only a few weeks left for me here though. Then I will consume this piece of paper entirely.

Matt Monster left his j-o-b that he's been doing for a couple years at Trader Joe's yesterday, so I drew this mindless insane TJ horse for him to commemorate. You can tell which one is the manager by the shirt that they're wearing. RIP.
Til next time traitor ho. I love you.

Smokin Judy/Justin collab poster for last Strip Mall show EVER. Also last NTP show ever. Everything slips away. Don't try to hold on to anything, because it's probably actually a giant evil ancient monster that will eat you. This artwork is inspired by the UC Berkeley women's gymnastics team. I will never forget you.

Raype Revenge and Pretene Mania Ritual

This is the audience of tenes/pretenes/adults chanting the name of a character in a certain fantasy movie that opened last night before the movie even started. Because they're demented and awesome. And they just want to puffy paint their own custom t-shirts with depraved images and scream bloody murder for no reason. This is obviously not merely about the movie.

Although, it does have an extremely cool raYpe revenge scene in it. One of the characters was made vampire because her maker found her dying in the street after her fiance and his drunk friends had gang raYped her and left her for dead. When she became a vampire she systematically hunted them down and killed them, saving her fiance for last. He had a team of police protecting his door because he knew she was coming and he was terrified. She effortlessly ripped them all to shreds and burst into his room in a wedding dress and killed his ass. Pretty cool for a teeny bopper movie.

P.S. Had to alter title and certain words to keep the pedos from stopping by

I believe in sharkigarchy and unusual weaponry

I looked at every single panel comic that Brad Neely has posted on his website and then I did automatic drawing and the above happened. I don't remember doing it. WTF? He so funny. He really got into my mind with the zebra one. Malia is planning to tattoo the "nun with whore-puppet" one soon. I hope so.

This is my dream

Pizza means so much to so many people. I think that after I surfed a truly gnarly wave and got so pitted in it, I would lay down on the giant pizza in the sand and just wrap myself in it and go to sleep listening to the waves.This is my dream several hours later IN LIVING COLOR.