Sunday, October 6, 2013

Painting on walls is hard and fun

Me and a motley crew of adults and children fixed the mural in Bethany and Stephen's backyard. It used to be all cute and for babies and then we painted horrifying monsters and other ghastly things all over it. Obviously my main contribution is the shamu with the trail of bloodied trainers behind it. I might have done the witch as well. Young Kaelib painted a pacman/wheel of cheese hanging from an eyeball for no reason at all. What's wrong with the boy?

Friday, October 4, 2013

Due to the lapse in federal government funding, this website is not available.

Behold! My latest batch of drawings for MRR's Friday Fuckin Funnies series. 

You guys, I've got some shit to say about pandas. They're no good at procreating. They only bone like four days a year. Despite their lack of game, I would still like to be the guy who dresses up in a panda costume and feeds the baby. Actually never mind I take it back, it's too creepy.

This cautionary panel on fraud is a more play on an old theme to be found here.

 This is a painting I like to call "My Weakness." It's inspired by the song Shoop by Salt n Pepa. Also by hanging out in Nederland with Helen, Cathy, Stanley, and birthday bitchface Jason. We had so much fun and we were so witty and clever and gay there together. Remember?

Friday, September 6, 2013

Time! In quaaludes and red wine

How does it happen? I did that nice comic for MRR a minute ago (or maximum measles mumps and rubella, as I think of it) and suddenly several weeks have gone by and I've contributed several more. Have a look at these three. Let me know if you think of a name for the series. Maybe it's Crudely Drawn Penis, but maybe it's That's a Trap or Traps Ahead or Sharks Everywhere Including in Your Mouth or I don't know, what do you think?
I saw a sheriff from the Central Valley going on and on about what a big problem copper theft is down there and how people are making off with the most remarkable and unlikely items for purposes of recycling and, according to captain piggy pants, purchasing methamphetamine. He was particularly upset that a police traffic control tower at a training facility had somehow been stolen. Nothing is safe! I think it's pretty funny. Lots and lots of legislation is out there right now trying to solve the municipal nuisance of metal theft/recycling. Can't wait to find out what the next way to make a few bucks becomes. Remember when Apgar's water pipes were stolen twice in one day? I do. Such industrious, skilled thieves. In Russia they steal whole roads and shit though, so these fools need to step up their game really.
I need to get on the NSA theme again. And draw fewer faces. So many ugly faces. Definitely drawing more toasters from now on.

Friday, August 23, 2013

I made it, you eat it.

I'm pleased to say, the Maximum Rocknroll website posted this little gem in its Friday Fuckin' Funnies last week. I'll have another comic on a similar theme there today. Fun! The filthy shaved gerbils pictured above are making utterances that I like to dream are being overheard by the prying ears of the clearly perv'd out voyeurs employed by the federal government for the purposes of "national security." Yeah right. More like national... I don't know where I'm going with that. The particularly dirty bits were obviously imagined with the help of Kevin cuz he iz nazzzsty.
Why is life such a cruel trickster? These guys. Always vying for power. I suspect "laugh now" is just around the corner. It's been "cry later" for a while now. "Whens it my turn?" -Ariel