In ancient Greece there were some misguided cavemen who drank from God's magnificent pimp cup and fell ill because he sent his rage down upon them. One of them died as badly as Madame Bovary and the rest of them wept. An innocent bystander turtle on a Roman column became alarmed by their collective psychic t-bone steak and it became an apostle. The only thing that saved them all was my GRE scores.CLIFF BAR NOTES: Madame Bovary is about a lady who loved romance novels and tried to live like one. She killed herself with poison, but it was way grosser than in the books made it seem. Foolish woman. Some other stuff may have happened, but I doubt it.
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