Steve Martin and Ricky Martin f-u-c-k-i-n-g

Based on scientific findings and new CT imaging technology, it is widely accepted by Egyptologists that King Tut probably had a barbed wire ankle tattoo and airbrushed toe nail designs. It's also suspected that he had a wooden tooth and a beaver tail. If you make a better flyer, I won't be offended.

Recent study published in peer-reviewed journal KMT: http://www.hulu.com/watch/55342/saturday-night-live-king-tut