Raype Revenge and Pretene Mania Ritual

This is the audience of tenes/pretenes/adults chanting the name of a character in a certain fantasy movie that opened last night before the movie even started. Because they're demented and awesome. And they just want to puffy paint their own custom t-shirts with depraved images and scream bloody murder for no reason. This is obviously not merely about the movie.

Although, it does have an extremely cool raYpe revenge scene in it. One of the characters was made vampire because her maker found her dying in the street after her fiance and his drunk friends had gang raYped her and left her for dead. When she became a vampire she systematically hunted them down and killed them, saving her fiance for last. He had a team of police protecting his door because he knew she was coming and he was terrified. She effortlessly ripped them all to shreds and burst into his room in a wedding dress and killed his ass. Pretty cool for a teeny bopper movie.

P.S. Had to alter title and certain words to keep the pedos from stopping by

I believe in sharkigarchy and unusual weaponry

I looked at every single panel comic that Brad Neely has posted on his website and then I did automatic drawing and the above happened. I don't remember doing it. WTF? He so funny. He really got into my mind with the zebra one. Malia is planning to tattoo the "nun with whore-puppet" one soon. I hope so.

When the world is your snot rag

In this video George Bush wipes his hand on Bill Clinton's shirt after shaking hands with a Haitian person: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kIJ3Cu-aQ
In this video George Bush wipes his glasses on some lady's sweater during a talk show: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUVYcWxvqaM

I suspect the world may look like this to him.

Suspiria: An Alternative Ending

This is how I would have handled the situation.

(I don't get paid to not misspell "existence")

vacay dudelz

Here are a few selections from my vacation road trip sketchbook. Lots of truck stops, weird pale lumpy fashion-deprived people, and then some shows with Nero and Mincemeat in cool places like Ohio and Tennessee. Most of these drawings have a remarkable story affiliated with them, but not all. Like bird/bear/snake towards the end, that's nothing, however, anything with dicks all over it, that's cuz we stayed at Ruth's house, which is a penis museum and when I closed my eyes at night all I could see was neon rainbow dongs doing synchronized dances on my brain. Sorry I wrote "jizz bib" in there somewhere.

I also made some funny petite comic profiles of a few people I met. I may remix them a bit to make them more coherent for other people. They look kinda mean right now and that's not my intention. We'll see. I did include one profile of a guy, Hans, cuz well, I'm not too concerned about accidentally degrading his character... He's already a real piece of work on his own.

Good things come to those who wait for two weeks

I'm referring to this jiva portrait I just got in the mail. Marvelous!

Behold: my immortal essence as imagined by Jim Woodring. So cool.

When I found this letter, I felt almost exactly like this for so many reasons:

More nebraska

Scary ass mc d-bag is riddled with holes, faded, jaded and missing a hand. Terrifying.

Ethnic like me

Getting ethnic somewhere in nebraska

observed in Salt Lake City

Univeral ominsex genitals cavepainting