Frightening immortal sperm

This is an old one that I just found on the floor while picking things up. I don't think it ever got its due glory. It's just not right. It seems I cut of the last word in the last panel. It says "pathetic." And check out that sexy horse.

Traps are everywhere

Don't let your human kindness or fondness for sweets and beauty lead you directly into a trap. That's how they get you.

I'm surrounded by slow moving old men

They turn their whole bodies to look at something. So very slowly and like half a minute after someone tried to get their attention. Why don't you stop being a doctor after you turn 1,000. And they're stupid. I made this for Andy McQueen Hyde the VIII's 29th birthday, which is today. He's an angel. DON'T TELL HIM.

Getting better at drawing horses from memory

And Amputee Goofy. And Jesus catching people's souls when they die so he can eat them. And Flipper Baby Donald Duck pissing on Jesus' space yurt. And Mutant Spitfire Heads whispering to Mickey what he ought to do on horsey's neck. It's a bad world. This is a nice trotting pony with tiny head.

Boooooshanda

My coworker's boyfriend's sister's name is Booshanda for reals. And she looks like this. She is a princess. I can totally see her IUD string from here.

Sexy athletes

I really didn't intend the phallus. It's just natural. I was trying to do like the mortar and pestle in the other one. I think I'm done with matryoshkis for a minute. The caption for the fella on the right should read, "What was that, Ms. Spraytan? Oh, it must have been my penis clanking against the thighsolater machine."

why did i do this?

This is a a followup to a similar series of future humans and humanoidals that I made on a long, unscannable piece of "cardboard" yesterday. We are currently in the phase characterized by translucence, floating in a vat, and pastries growing where there were once opposable thumbs.

Children's Book Idea: Don't Try To Help Nobody

Whaddya think? Just kidding. That's messed up. MSPaint is all I've got to work with here at the office. It's funny. This actually happened to me the other day by the way (biking home, see injured butterfly on the sidewalk, stop to help it to a safer place, it flies into the road and bounces around and is crushed by every hummer ever made). Brock was there and he said if he was five years old he would have cried for hours. It was ridiculous. Stupid butterfly crushing universe.

Alexiseses mantle goblins

Here's are my painted on wood experiments. These are small bubbies. The one on the right is shitty mickey's bumpkin cousin shitty hell mouse and on the left is his wife (they don't speak) baba lyalya. She eats babies and all that. What I learned in this experiment is that there is a much higher frequency of drooling in painting than in just drawing. For me. Soon I will try painting on curvy woods. I bet that will be even more drooling. I wish I knew where the digital camera is hiding under the rubbles in my home. I used my cell phone camera for this. Not too bad.

duh duh doodle

More doodles on the matryoshki theme. These images have not been digitally altered in any way. Soon I will try to share experiments with painting them on surfaces with paint with paintbrushes. It's a tremendous undertaking. Good thing I'm not scared.