Thanks for the fancy paper

I deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it.

nesting dolls

Matryoshkis. Say it, gringo. These are some designs I made today for the famous Russian nesting doll. I need to concentrate more on learning how to draw a pot leaf. Apparently I can only do maple leaf. I will discipline myself like monks punching rice for hours but with drawing pot leafs at work. Yeah, good idea. Check back for that tomorrow. The second matryoshka in the second row looks a lot like this one guy's art that I found on Deviantart—peep it here. Cristianus' stuff is creepy as hell. Like this piece, Porto Albino, for instance.

sheep won't do

Darwin's journey to the center of the earth was accompanied by 12 iguanas, 14 purple necks, 100 cyclopes, a never-ending loaf of bread, a chimp or two (diapers, no diapers), coolpix digital camera, a crayfish, a pile of hermit hair, every hermit magazine, guns and ammo, enough t.p. for everyone, a box of pens, flamin' hot cheetos, a cheetah engulfed in flames, portable DVD player, Apocalypto DVD, 2012 bootleg DVD, melatonin pills, nose hair clippers, sharpie for tagging, moleskin notebook, OED, sudoku puzzle book, Alf for shit talking, every bible just in case, tattoo gun, lotion for ashy, Uggs (the copper colored classic short metallic finish ones), cut off shorts, measuring stick, compass, chemicals, glasses, framed degree certificates, muzzles for chimpszzzThis is undignified. Someday I hope to be able to draw Darwin more better at both 31 years old and 200 years old. Next: muzzled monkeys with diaper, without diaper.

Doctor's quickly sketched medical diagrams

I'm very excited to finally have a forum in which to share these priceless artifacts. As great stacks of medical records cross my desk, I am fortunate enough to be away to squirrel away these odd, mysterious documents that are doctor's hand drawn diagrams of medical conditions and anatomical mechanics. I have more of these at home and will post them as I find them. It's such a lovely surprise to stumble upon one of these gems amongst drab medical reports, lab results, fee tickets, and insurance correspondences.Just as I suspected, the Pyramid of Pain and I had met before. As did the Web of Life and Tetris vs. PCP Round 12. Just found these guys in my desk at home. Cute find.

**ATTENTION SKIMMERS: I did not draw the above pictures. I found them. I do not have a medical degree.**

Que es mas macho?

So this is happening now. I read about it in the news on New Years Eve. It's weird how not-secret this secret society is...

First section text: "The secretive men-only society won state approval for a logging plan allowing the group to harvest as much as 1.7 million board feet of timber a year"

Second section text: "The logging plan, argues the 130-year-old club believed to have included every republican president since Herbert Hoover, will help reduce fire risks and help reserve its 2,700 acre Russian River encampment to a natural state."

Third section text: "But really... They just need the felled redwoods for their depraved secret republican bacchanalian sex raves. The will build a 10 story tall phallic representation of a composite of every penis in this year's group and it is required by tradition to be made from the redwood tree. Because it's the best. They trees are held together with millions of third world foreskins for authenticity."

SNUFF THE LORD

The doll for girl children that says everything you say, but backwards! Exposing the true corrupted nature guiding every thought we have. It also poops in your mouth and everywhere else in public. (c)

RIP #1 cock chopping dyke of all time

She wrote the notorious radical feminist text Gyn/Ecology. The whole damn thing is on Google Books. How cool is that.

Have a baby by me baby and be a millionaire (c)

Oakland is rough so you really need to get in there and play the game if you want to last at all. Today someone I know did just that and got what was coming to him. I won't say who he his here, but his name kind of rhymes with Shat Blobster. I wrote a rap about it at band practice today. It was tight. Then I drew this drawing about it. His appearance has been slightly altered to protect his identity. I might add stuff to it and develop it more, but who knows, maybe I won't, so I'm putting it up here just in case. Amen.

Our love will destroy the world

I heard about this true fact on the radio one day. Much like I read once that teleportation had been accomplished by a scientist with a vegetable somewhere. I wonder if my creative mind is compensating for slow news days sometimes. I intended to do something more with this, but I just found it under something accompanied by a few blank pages.

mickeys

I hope these guys get imprisoned in fabric this year. Never forget.