What's under Shamu?

A. More Shamus

B. Villain's secret lair

C. Nothing but net

D. God is under my beard

E. Empty, silent, perfectly black space

F. All of the above

Dizney Cube TM

I've been having some pretty marketable ideas that I think I'm gonna try to pitch around while I'm down here, you know. Check it out and let me know what you think. (Concept is of course based on the sci-fi classic film The Cube if you didn't already know. It's a mind fuggler. It'll fuggle your mind. And it's kind of like real life too.)

vacay dudelz

Here are a few selections from my vacation road trip sketchbook. Lots of truck stops, weird pale lumpy fashion-deprived people, and then some shows with Nero and Mincemeat in cool places like Ohio and Tennessee. Most of these drawings have a remarkable story affiliated with them, but not all. Like bird/bear/snake towards the end, that's nothing, however, anything with dicks all over it, that's cuz we stayed at Ruth's house, which is a penis museum and when I closed my eyes at night all I could see was neon rainbow dongs doing synchronized dances on my brain. Sorry I wrote "jizz bib" in there somewhere.

I also made some funny petite comic profiles of a few people I met. I may remix them a bit to make them more coherent for other people. They look kinda mean right now and that's not my intention. We'll see. I did include one profile of a guy, Hans, cuz well, I'm not too concerned about accidentally degrading his character... He's already a real piece of work on his own.

There's no reason to eat the heat-lamp burrito

I'll be honest. I'm a hot mess right now.The top drawing is an accurate expression of my inner thought life and the bottom one is an accurate narrative of some of the events that transpired in my last weekend. Including incomplete representations of the sports games we invented at tina's goodbye party called shirtball and badmintegories. The lugers are symbolic of the future. Hamburgers are symbolic of lunch. Tiny squares are symbolic of censorship. Tiny humans are symbolic of children ethan and kaleb. Cactus is symbolic of my newly ripped asshole. Ketchup is symbolic of staying up all night. Hairstyles are symbolic of I haven't decided yet.Then I was drawing this picture of Fabio going on a date with the famous celebrity singer Nicki Minaj and my coworker told me that she "likes girls" so I had to change it up real quick. She's in that song with the lyrics: "My chick bad/my chick hood/my chick does things your chick wish she could/my chick speaks Sanskrit/My chick eats a giant bucket of baleen everyday/My chick knows pi to a thousand decimals/my chick does no-hands push ups to train for seal olympics" I love that song. (Shitty Mickey seems to have put on a few pounds, don't you think? Eek!)

Getting better at drawing horses from memory

And Amputee Goofy. And Jesus catching people's souls when they die so he can eat them. And Flipper Baby Donald Duck pissing on Jesus' space yurt. And Mutant Spitfire Heads whispering to Mickey what he ought to do on horsey's neck. It's a bad world. This is a nice trotting pony with tiny head.

nesting dolls

Matryoshkis. Say it, gringo. These are some designs I made today for the famous Russian nesting doll. I need to concentrate more on learning how to draw a pot leaf. Apparently I can only do maple leaf. I will discipline myself like monks punching rice for hours but with drawing pot leafs at work. Yeah, good idea. Check back for that tomorrow. The second matryoshka in the second row looks a lot like this one guy's art that I found on Deviantart—peep it here. Cristianus' stuff is creepy as hell. Like this piece, Porto Albino, for instance.

mickeys

I hope these guys get imprisoned in fabric this year. Never forget.